(together) you must come our way.
(together) or we will die today.
(together) please we beg of you.
(together) jesus says come too.

(together) we will build a hut
(together) we will not get cut.
(together) we will start life old.
(together) we will catch a cold.

(go east) the black death is there.
(go east) disease will strip you bare.
(go east) where the skies are dark.
(go east) there is no park.

(go east, this is what we're gonna do, go east.)

(together) we will love pollution.
(together) there is no solution.
(together) animals will kill you dead.
(together) they will eat your head.

(i hate you) i know you hate me.
(you want to) hide behind a tree.
(so that's why) my mind is scared.
(when you say) that the paper tared.

(go east) population too.
(go east) information ate my shoe.
(go east) it equals bad.
(go east) it will make you sad. (dah.)

(go east) there is no food.
(go east) you could eat woo-d.
(go east) where there is no king.
(go east) ping ping ping ping ping.

there, where the air is trapped
this place of nothing, just got mapped. (dah, dah, dah, dah)
now, if we make a sit. (dah)
we'll find a lampshade. (dah)

(i know) there are only 2 ways.
(to live there) for more than 3 days.
(together) we will all rot here.
(to settle) near that dead deer.

(without calm) and the good back west.
(the east) has 1 nice bird nest.
(i know) it's guarded by me.
(i will) eat it at noon thirty.

(what we're gonna do is
go east) life is deadly there.
(go east) there is little air.
(go east) where the skies aren't blue.
(go east) but we do have glue!

(life is awful there.)
go east (in the smelly air.)
go east (please come visit me.)
go east (it's your death you see.)

(go east) no sun in wintertime.
(go east) no sun in summertime.
(go east) no sun in springtime.
(go east) no sun in autumntime.

(come on, come on, please)
(go east)

(go east)
(go, dah, go, dah)
(go east)
(go, dah, go, dah)
(go east)
(go, dah, go, dah)
(go east)
(go, dah, go, dah)
(gimme a biscuit)
(gimme a cracker)
(go east)
(gimme a soup)
(gimme a cheese)
(go east)
(gimme a bread)
(gimme a food!)